DID YOU KNOW????

Did you know Franco Harris has 4 Super Bowl Rings. The only problem is he can't count that high. Did you know Archie Manning does not have a Super Bowl Ring. Did you know the Mannings have a third son, well neither did Archie. They refer to him as that kid. Did you know that Richard Sherman actually graduated from college. Did you know that Erin Andrews will not be interviewing Sherman before, during or after the game. Did you know that Pete Carroll said that the NFL should consider medicinal pot for injuries. Hey Pete, guess what go smoke some pot after you lose Sunday. Pete Carroll coming back to Jersey were he sucked as the Jet coach and now sucks as the Seattle coach. Did you know that Bill Parcells was known as the Big Tuna., Why? Did you know that Phil Simms didn't have sons like Eli or Peyton. Did you know Joe Theismann was in back to back Super Bowls, XVII an XVIII. He is still trying to figure out what the roman numerals add up to. Did you know that his prostrate was giving him fits. Did you know Tony Siragusa is still as fat as when he played in Super Bowl XXXV. I wonder, do they make depends in his size. Did you know I was shocked that no Seahawk or Bronco players were arrested during a crackdown on prostitution this week in New York. Enuf said.

DA GRAMMYS

Daft Punk won for the best pop duo group performance. I actually thought they were the cast from Star Wars. Tony Bennett was overheard saying they suck and did you know it was out fault that the terrorist flew those planes in the Trade Towers. What doesn't somebody wack this old fool. Ryan Lewis and Macklemore won for best rap so when two white guys that look gayer than Elton John got up to accept I was shocked. Jay Z was overheard saying,"I HATE WHITE PEOPLE". A female impersonator was at the Grammys with Ringo Starr and by the way i have never seen ears as big as ringos or was that really Paul McCartney sitting on his head. Sir Paul won for best rock song " Cut me Some Slack" REALLY. Hey Paul go back to England and bang that wife of yours whose father owns New England Motor Freight. Taylor Swift didn't win anything, I guess the Grammys finally got it right,although she is a piece of ass i have to say. Who wants to be the next one to bang the shit out of her so she can right a song about you. Jay Z and Beyonce opened with " Drunk in Love" after that performance I just wish I was drunk and stoned. Pink sang " Try " while suspended above the audience i had to take 2 xanex because i was picturing her falling on stevie wonders head and killing this fuckin guy and my eyes were fixated on her feet. This bitch has got the ugliest feet I have ever seen. I didn't know at first if it was Pink or Cirques Soleil was performing. The Grammys dragged out every old washed up act they could find. Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder and Sir Paul. They invited Frank Sinatra but he had a prior engagement in Vegas with Dean Martin and Sammy Davis. I didn't know you could fit so many freaks on one stage. Just think this was the 56th Grammy Awards. 56 years ago Benny Goodman, Artie Shaw, Rosemary Clooney and The Ames Brothers were accepting awards. Aah the good old days or were they. That was when they were freaks but nobody was allowed to know.

NEWSSSSSSSSSS

Kelly Clarkson has announced she is having a girl. We hope it doesn't have horns a tail and hoof feet, in other words it isnt a demon seed. Since we are on the subject of demon seeds how about Seattles own Richard Sherman. Listen isn't pot legal in Washington State? Hey Richard, or as I call him Dick take a few hits and relax. Nobody fucking cares and get a fucking hair cut. Shermans nostrils almost inhaled Erin Andrews microphone. Rihanna was seen in Rio onboard a yacht wearing ear rings big enough to second as life perservers. Well everybody knows blacks can't swim. Kanye West was at Club 79 in Paris but Kim Kardashian was nowhere in sight. Kanye said she was getting her ass waxed. Did you know Kylie Jenner is home schooled. Bruce said there are too many blacks in the Hgh School. ( Get it ). Umemployment worldwide surges to 202 million, things are looking better everyday. Honda said they are building factories as fast as they can to resolve this problem. Jimmy Fallon will be the new host when Jay Leno retires. We hope Jimmy can get funny before Leno retires. Who will replace David Letterman when he retires? oh yeah I know how about Buster Keaton or Jerry Stiller.

END OF THE YEAR

The man who helped save the 3 kidnapped women in Ohio signed a book deal. I have three questions, Who signed the deal for him? Who is going to write the book for him? can he actually read the book when it is written? Mattel has introduced a plus size Barbie Doll. The bitch has got a double chin. Barbie, Ken ain't gonna fuck with you anymore. Ooops wait a minute rumor has it they will be introducing a pot bellied unshaven Ken doll holding a bottle of Dos Equos in one hand and a bowling bag in the other. MacArthur Airport is set to lose 1.4 million dollars for 2013. Can the politicians please put back what they stole. The new Fast & Furious movie will be released on April 10th , 2015. Does Paul Walker die in this movie, just asking. Beyonce was spotted in a Massachusetts store imitating a white women and handing out 50 dollar gift cards to the peasants that were in the store. JayZ was spotted getting his lips done. Carmelo Anthony sprained his ankle last night against the Magic. Really? a sprained ankle playing basketball. Maybe you should wear high tops for more ankle support you pussy. What is it with black men and their feet. Just Asking.

OLD PEOPLE

Do old people sitting on the couch at night watching T.V. realize they are getting old. The answer is yesss and you know why? commercials for Lyrica, Humira, Warfin, RectiCare and Cialis were holding their interest. I guess eating those mallomars with a glass of milk every night brought on their diabetes so the Lyrica will help ease the tingling they get on the bottom of my feet. The arthritis in the back bothers them everytime they go to stand up so its time for the Humira. they can't afford to retire so everytime they think about that they get Afib you know a symptom not brought on by a heart valve problem so I better order up some Warfrin. Well do I have to explain why they need RectiCare. No stupid thats not why. the seniors have been fucked over so many times I guess this will help ease the pain. This cream alarms me because it also says for other rectal disorders. What other rectal disorders are they talking about. Lets face it because of the diabetes from the mallomars they can't get a boner, hence they need the Cialis. You really don't think they are giving up the mallomars do you. My only hope is when they signed up for Obamacare the application actually was processed. If not they am back on the couch shaking their feet to get the tingling out, rubbing blu/emu on their back, feeling their heart skip a beat, scratching their ass while trying to get a boner. FUGHGETABOUTIT

WELL THERE YA GO

The nation's No.1 maker of the shittiest cars on the rode, General Motors is spending 1.3 Billion they stole from the government to upgrade 5 U.S,. plants. I guess that still leaves them 49 billion they took during the bailout from guess who? THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER. Remember last week the Treasury sold its last shares of GM for a 10 billion dollar loss. Bailouts and Obamacare, the government sure knows what they are doing, what a fucking joke but I digress. GM said it will unveil 14 new or improved models next year. OMG, 14 more hideous looking cars. Compared to Honda, the plastic being used in their cars might create a shortage of polymers. The new female CEO, Mary Barra said pink is the new black for their cars. Listen if your riding around in a GM product its time to do a Paul Walker and go down in flames, hopefully behind the wheel of your Silverado. The Dow was up yesterday 129 points on news that the American public is getting fucked royally. Wall Street always responds to good news who said the mob is a thing of the past. Beyonce's new album sold 617,000 units on itunes, " Drunk in Love" is the most popular track. This is bigger crap than "Put a Rink On It" Does anybody have a Prosche GT Beyonce can go crusing around in. JUST ASKING. Oh yeah make sure Jay Z is a passenger.

REAL CRAP

Beyonce has released her 5th album and it is titled MORE CRAP. It's going to be hard to top "Put a Ring on it". Lets face it she ain't no Etta James. You ever see this train wreck with no make up, WHOA. Susan Sarandon said she was stoned during all the award shows. Gee I just thought she was retarded now I find she was drug induced retarded. She is now 67 years old and looks it. Robinson Cano signed a 240 million dollar contract and gives his baby mama 600 bucks a month in child support that he often pays late. When asked why he replied "WHAT, TOO MUCH???. Hey Cano, your a douche bag. Could somebody please tell Miley Cyrus to keep her clothes on, she looks like a boy with tits. The physco that was doing the sign language ( not really ) at the Mandela send off will be hired by President Obama to explain Obamacare, Good FUCKIN Luck. The drama series " Breaking Bad" was nominated for a Golden Globe Award. Isn't that terrific, a show that glorifies the selling of meth. Who said there aren't any good shows on T.V. FUGHGETABOUTIT