CAN YOU BELIEVE

The Rangers won game 7,needless to say i am thrilled because I didn't want to see the suicide rate increase because our blueshirts lost in the first round. fans can get a bit nutty as we have seen over the years.19,000 white corporate yuppie douchebags will now pay exorbitant prices for the next round of playoffs. There isn't a whiter sport around unless you watch Polo or NASCAR. The Police finished picking up the drunks off the the tracks in Penn Station and workers finshed hosing off the urine on the walls and store fronts.The bars will be restocked today with Pabst Blue Ribbon and Schiltz. I never said this was a classy crowd.....last night Right down the street the plantation owners "i mean nfl owners" were picking their new workers, oops I mean players in the NFL Draft. Rich white folk shelling out big bucks on guys that might not be able to play on the NFL level. Not to worry the owners will whip these guys so to speak into shape. Surprisingly the Jets did not draft a quarterback. How about those Bruin fans, these mentally challenged drunks started tweeting racial insults towards Joel Ward ( He's Black ) after he scored the winning goal in Game 7. Such intelligent comments as " Go Play Basketball, Hockey is a White Sport", or "4th Line Black Trash", or this classic line "Makes this loss Hurt a Lot More" Kind of makes you proud to be a Bostonian. These are the same morons that kept re-electing the murderer, ( Do I have to name names ).I guess this is what the colleges in the Boston area are turning out. This is what happens when you drink that crap beer Sam Adams.i mean cmon to even come out and say shit like that nowdays fuckin amazing... We now hope the Celtics get knocked off in the first round, they may have to many black players for the Boston fans....and lets hope the red Sox finish dead last. I didn't know Boston was part of the Confederacy. The Bloods play the Crips in Miami, enuf said. The Mets swept the Marlins and Reyes went 1 for 12. I am elated with the sweep but disappointed Reyes didn't pull a hammy. Not to worry, they are 7 games back and 4 games under .500. It won't be long till he fakes an injury. The race in the AL East is tightening up, 5 teams are fighting for last place. Listen you know your teams sucks when the Orioles are in first place.

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Well Ranger fans it all comes down to Game 7. I can see the crowd gathering for this agonizing defeat. All the fans that hang onto memories of days gone by will be wearing their Messier jerseys sitting in a dimly light bar near MSG getting hammered before the game. Some Ranger fans will be getting their asses kicked by the fans from Ottawa. The Garden will be packed with more white people then the U.S. Senate. They will start booing Lundqvist when the first goal is scored against him. Neil will be beating the Ranger players senseless with the stick and without. I wonder who gave Brian Boyle a concussion?? Oh yeah I know, Neil. Here is some more good news, across the NHL home teams are 17-29 in the first round. well just make that 18-30 after tonight. How do you get 18,350 white people in one place at the same time? Tell them the Rangers are playing, Listen if your into woman with blond hair and black roots don't miss this game. More misery in Boston, The Bruins got knocked off in the first round, guess what? they ain't going to the second round. So what do you do next if your a Bruin fan? Why not go to a Sox game. Jose Reyes is 1 for 8 against the Mets on his return to Citifield. Still waiting for him to pull that hammy. Today has to be the day. Another nice outing by Phil Hughes, don't worry as soon as Pettittes' walker gets delivered he will help that pitching rotation. What a pitching rotation, A fat man, an old man, Hughes and garcia Maybe Alex can get Madonna to say a prayer for your team. Knicks beat the Clippers, enuf said. Th NFL draft is tonight. Don't miss this one, The Jets will be drafting every quarterback available.

GOTTA LOVE THE METS

Jason Bay is on the disabled list AGAIN because he is unable to hit the fucking ball. The signing of Bay goes down in the Met record books as one of ther worse signings ever. It ranks right up there with the signing of Mo Vaughn. Something called Zach Lutz was called up to replace Bay. Guess what, he comes to bat with the bases loaded and takes a strike 3 looking.what a fucking surprise. Mike Pelfrey is on the DL because this pant load is mentally disabled. Jose Reyes made his debut at Citifield as a Marlin in front of a crowd of about 1,000. Not to many if any latinos in the stadium last night. I believe these fans are now attending games at Yankee Stadium cheering for Alex Rodriguez or possible driving to Boston if they can get there cars started and cheering on Big Papi. Reyes went 0 for 4 and did not pull a hamstring, hopefully tonight that will happen. I was wondering if Gary Cohen has a secret mano y mano admiration for Reyes, what a butt boy. Why don't you get a job broadcasting for the Marlins. David Wright has mastered the art of taking strike three looking. I believe he accomplished this by watching video of Carlos Beltran. Mets won last night because the Marlin pitching staff couldn't find the strike zone. Ike Davis is batting .131 and their pinch hitter, Hairston is a powerhouse batting .160 There isn't a more boring line up in baseball and I'm including Boston. Hey Fred, why not put your stupid looking son in a uniform and see what he can do or better yet let him have Gary Cohens job. Now theres a broadcast crew, Ron Darling, Keith Hernandez and your stupid son. I suggest you let Keith and Ron do the talking. The Mets are holding a raffle this week. The fan who can guess when Jackie Robinson played for them,and will win a Tom Seaver bobblehead doll. I would like to get in my Porsche Panamera are drive it into a bridge abutement unfortunately its in the shop again.

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The Rangers force a game 7 at the Garden,flip a fucking coin and pray they pul this one out. The Mets season is over and tonight when they play the Marlins there will be a tribute to one of the biggest douchebags in baseball, Jose Reyes. You will find his fans in the 12 dollar seats. They get those special package tickets, a hamburger or hotdog, a corona and the ticket all for 12 bucks. The only thing missing is Fred Wilpon doesn't walk up the bleachers and kiss your ass. A tribute to this punk is ridiculous, he spent 8 1/2 years out of 9 on the disabled list, disrupted the club house, and never won a World Series with this team. Fred will do anything to keep the latinos in the seats, what a patronizing pant load. Maybe he should hire Jeremy Lin as a special liason with the Flushing community and fill the seats with the asian persuasion. Ike Davis is headed for the disabled list, he is not able to hit the ball and is there any pitch Wright won't swing at? There is only one team worse then the Mets, you guessed it the Red Sox. Boston had to leave the friendly confines of the Kennedy compound, oops I mean Fenway to get a win. They played a team just as shitty as they are. Maybe a change of scenery was just what the Sox needed. After all how many games can you play day in and day out in a stadium that creaks, leaks, and the fans have to bring sandpaper so they can sit in these wooden seats. You would never think this place was 100 years old, my guess would have been atleast 150 years old. This stadium makes Wrigley Field look like the Taj Mahal. At least the fan base in Chicago can hold their liquor. The N.J. Nets played their last game at the Prudential Center. The players were overheard saying thank god I won't need armed security to bring me to my car. Gov Chris Christie called Newark a vibrant city, I guess if he is comparing it to Detroit. The people who live in Newark don't even want to be there. Hey Gov. who the fuck are you kidding.

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How about them N.Y. Rangers, shut out by the Senators the other night and will be eliminated tonight. Chris Neil is a one man wrecking crew. This guy should take out the rest of the Ranger players and skate around scoring goals at will. Oh yeah thats what he does anyway. After giving Boyle a concussion he should have beat him with the stick, his own. Then we have the high school drop out fan base, wow they should stop serving beer before the 1st period. Is there a trailer park near MSG? I never saw so many woman with mullets wearing steel toed work boots and gravy stained Lundquist jerseys. This moronic crew is booing there own team in a playoff game. I think the Ranger players should have left the ice and beat the fans senseless with their fucking sticks. and i thought Philly fans were douchebags. Parents actually bring their kids to this shit, they should be arrested for child abuse. Sorry my fellow Ranger fans it hasn't been 40 years yet, looks like we may have a few years to go before our team will be hoisting any Stanley Cup. The only cups they will be hoisting is the fuckin vodka they will be drinkin after this game tonight to forget about how they blew it..... Well the Red Sox caught a break this weekend, Sundays game was rained out. The Yankees came into Fenway and beat the shit out of the Sox,and they beat them so bad it looked like a Valentines Day massacre, Bobby Valentine that is. Not only should Valentine be fired but his pitching coach should be put on the unemployment list. Does anyone on that pitching staff know how to throw a strike? This is what happens when your players are as old as the stadium. It's bad enough when you get splinters in your ass from the broken down seats at Fenway but to watch a broken down team is asking a bit much. What a fucking mess. The Mets will concede the 1st game against the Giants this afternoon by going with Miguel Batista in front of 500 fans. Fred Wilpon will be handing out tickets to the homeless and anyone who who can remember when Jackie Robinson played for the Mets. This place is as bankrupt as the name it bears. Hey the Knicks make the play-offs without bum knee Lin. Hey Jeremy just get the fuck out. The Bloods have a potential first round series against the Crips in Miami. Seating at every tattoo parlor is sold out. Sorry fans but all the rappers and Spike Lee get first shot at the best seats.

NOW THIS SHOULD BE A FUN WEEKEND

The pitching challenged Yankees have a big weekend series with the hitting and pitching challenged Sox, no no not the White Sox are you living under a rock or what. The fucking Red Sox. The Yankees are bringing the team carpenter just in case repairs are needed at Fenway. Trust me, repairs are needed. Who designed this stadium? Old man Kennedy on a bender. I would be afraid to sit under those overhangs. Bobby V. against Skeleton Man - Girardi. There will be more hitting going on in the fucking stands than on the field. Now If the Yankee fans can get their cars started it will be a packed house. This will be a series based on who gets a firm grip on last place. It don't look good for the Sox.You know what it don t look good for the yankees either so flip a friggin coin on this weekend series. The management of the Sox took a page out of the Met management playbook. Today the Red Sox celebrate the 100th year of Fenway. So what does management do? They dont invite Theo Epstein and Dan Duquette who where the architects of the 2004 and 2007 World Series championship teams. Thats just as bad as that asshole Fred Wilpon and his DNA challenged son naming the rotunda at Citifield Jackie Robinson Rotunda instead of Tom Seaver. What does Seaver get? a fucking bobble head doll made by the Chi-coms. I digress, Roger Clemens could not make it, he said he was waiting for a C.O.D. delivery of steroids and Curt Schilling had to change his socks. Now if Pedroia can get his lips off of Youkilis' ass and Bobby V can keep that big trap shut this could prove to be a great weekend

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The question in Boston is when the fuck will Bobby V get fired. Vegas has 5-2 odds it will be the end of next week. The Texas Rangers beat the Sox again last night. If you can't beat a shitass team from one of the weakest divisions in baseball it's over johnny. I already hear the sound of crickets at Fenway,Although That could be my mistake, it might be the sound of that dump falling apart its so fuckin old. Youkilis went 0 for 4 the another night. I have a suggestion, why not have him stay seated in the dugout and when its his turn at bat tell him that there is a beer and a hooker waiting for him at home plate and then maybe you might get some production out of this overpaid fucking pantload. And the fans think Bobby V's comments were unwarranted about him. Hey, Youkilis hit the fucking ball. Talk about losers did anyone watch the Met game yesterday afternoon. What a fucking mess. The only thing that would make this season worthwhile would be Santana clocking Reyes with a 95 mile an hour fastball and then when he is trotting to 1st base he pulls his hamstings in both legs. There isn't a bigger doucebag in all of baseball. Yankee fans should be just as depressed because after C C what have we got, and trust me, he is one breath away from doing his imitation of Dick Clark.tell this fat bastard to have a salad please. The AL East has 5 teams in last place how exciting. Hey Girardi I've seen skeletons that look better than you.he needs to go out with CC for dinner alot more. Rangers are getting closer to elimination thats why i told you tell me when they make the finals enuf said. They should just beat themselves with their own fucking sticks. How awesome is this, the Knicks are ahead of the Sixers in the standings. You ever see a sixer fan, they make the Eagle fans look like millionaires. What else would you expect from people who live in that shithole. The City of Brotherly Love? You have got to be fucking kidding me.